Work Problem
Employee： The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines（偏头疼）， my blood pressure is going through the roof， I can't sleep at night， I just found out that I have an ulcer（溃疡）， and as long as I stay in this job， the only question is whether I'll have a stroke（中风） or a heart attack."
Friend： So， why don't you quit？
Employee： The company has a great health plan.
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