Cello jokes
Q： What is the difference between a cello and a coffin？
A： The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q： Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes？
A： So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
Q： How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo？
A： Write 'pp， espressivo'.
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