Guitar jokes
Q： How do you make him stop playing？
A： Put notes on it！
Q： What did the guitar say to the guitarist？
A： Pick on someone your own size！
Q： What's the definition of a minor second？
A： Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Q： What do you call two guitarists playing in unison？
A： Counterpoint.
Q： How do you get a guitar player to play softer？
A： Give him a sheet of music.
Q： How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say， "Not bad， but I could've done better".
Q： What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig？
A： Would you like fries with that？
Q： What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond？
A： Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money！
Q： What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish？
A： You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
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