The Young Man at the Wheel My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red...
Lawyer and Engineer A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That...
Peter: Our neighborhood was quite richPeter:我们的邻居非常富有Thor: How rich was?Thor:怎么富有了Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies Peter:他最小的一个高尔夫球场都有球童的啊~...
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one. Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" ...
Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A st...
Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it....
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his va...
A boy and a girl were playing in a sandbox at school. That afternoon when the kids went home the girl got in the shower with her mom. She pointed at her at asked, "Mommy, what's that?" And her mo...