英汉双语笑话：新老师 The New Teacher
the new teacher
george comes from school on the first of september.
george, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
i didn't like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too.....
新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？ 妈妈问。
妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
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