趣味英语：19封孩子们写给上帝的信

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孩子们写给上帝的信以一种稚嫩的方式道出长大成人的我们的心声：爱恨、悲喜、生死……很可爱

亲爱的上帝，你是真的不可见还是仅仅恶作剧呢？——lucy

亲爱的上帝，是你让长颈鹿长成那样，还是那是个意外呢？——norma

亲爱的上帝，与其让人死去再造新的，你为什么不保有原来就在的人呢？——jane

亲爱的上帝，我是美国人，你呢？——robert

亲爱的上帝，谢谢你给我带来个小弟弟，但我祈祷的是一只小狗。——joyce

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