为什么在那里停车？

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　　"Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'"

　　（note: "fine" has two meanings 1. good 2. pay some money for doing something wrong.）

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