美版电视相亲节目“非诚勿扰”经典语录

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美国 abc电视台有一档电视相亲节目《单身汉》the bachelor，以及以女生为主角的《单身女郎》the bachelorette，和江苏卫视《非诚勿扰》一样，里面的男男女女也有不少经典的语录。

you know what they say: 'nice guys finish last.'"
你肯定听说过帅哥不败定律。
-- wes hayden, "the bachelorette," season 5.

"nice to meet you. wanna hug? wanna make out?"
很高兴见到你。想来个拥抱吗？或者xxoo？
-- charlie o'connell, "the bachelor," season 7.

"i can tell everything about a girl with her feet. i think i could find a girl that i could marry within 10 seconds just by looking at her feet."
我光看一个女生的脚就知道她是什么样的人。只要花十秒钟观察女生的脚，我就能找到一个我理想中的老婆。
-- tanner pope, "the bachelorette," season 5.

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