加菲猫拒绝摇尾乞怜-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
jon:here,garfield...beg.
乔恩:加菲猫,过来。
garfield:(swipe!)
加菲猫:(猛击!)
jon:eeyouch!!
garfield:groveling is not one of my strong suits.
加菲猫:摇尾乞怜不是我的特长。
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