搞错了A Mistake--双语幽默笑话
A Mistake
搞错了
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/6170.html
相关文章
-
您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么绝的？
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shad...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：feng shui风水（双语）
so, you still believe in that feng shui?因此,你仍然相信风水吗? 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
Money Talks
A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but t...
2018-12-06 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【38】
Pears and Plume I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's the difference?"...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
为什么要用我的肘和脚呢
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
笑话习题簿10.20
JOKE: Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast line...
2018-11-22 英语笑话 -
我忘了她三年前已经忘了她的名字了
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈
“I hope my grandchildren will have the strength to bear the inevitable difficulties and disappointments and grieves of life.Bear them with dignity and without self-pi...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
