我忘了她三年前已经忘了她的名字了
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
伯尼应邀到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，这是之前对妻子的称呼，叫她亲爱的，我的爱，亲爱的，甜心，等等。伯尼看着Morris说道，“那真是太好了，这么多年来，你们已经结婚了，你还是叫你妻子的昵称。”莫里斯低下头，低声说，“说实话，我忘了她三年前已经忘了她的名字了。”
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