父亲为儿子的遗传病买单--双语幽默笑话
doctor: ′i can do nothing for your complaint. it is hereditary.′
医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。
patient: ′then send the bill to my father, please.′
病人：那请你把账单给我父亲吧。
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