和母亲一样的女孩
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．
"Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her． "
So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser：
"Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her"
"So，" asked the friend，"what happened？"
"Nothing，" said the young man．"My father hates her！"
和母亲一样的女孩
无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说：
“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩——那她一定会喜欢她。”
于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。
他对他友好的忠告者说：
“正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。”
“那后来呢？”朋友问。
“没什么，”青年人说。“我父亲讨厌她！”
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