Computer Joke(20)
As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phone. Here is a recent phone dialogue I had with one of my customers.
Tech：Workshops can I help.
Customer：My dog is not barking，how can I make it bark.
Tech：I am sorry mam but this is not SPCA
Customer：I know that but how can I make the dog on my computer bark.
Tech：Do you mean a dog in a computer game or something？
Customer：I mean a small dog that comes on when I type in Microsoft Word.
Tech：Are your speakers on？
Customer：No
Tech：Turn on your speakers and you will hear your dog barking when it barks
Customer：Ooooh why didn‘t I figure that，thanks so much
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/78819.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：Befor and now 过去和现在（双语）
Befor and now 过去和现在 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
双语幽默漫画：我家有个终极话痨妈
当家里有个话痨妈时，家里就会自动有长舌妇的聚会，哪怕是在做饭洗衣服，也得有人陪聊。hi, dad? where's mom? 爸，我妈呢？she's in the chat room talking to someone. 你妈正和一长舌妇在聊天八卦呢！really? mom's...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
123.Its Kind of Fitting
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
If you love someone
If You Love Someone Shakespeare： if you love someone, Set her free …… If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her. Op...
2018-12-25 英语笑话 -
How to Make Everybody Happy?
How to Make Everybody Happy? Peter's uncle live in the country. Once Peter went to stay with him for a few weeks.Whenever they went for a walk or for a drive in the car...
2018-11-19 英语笑话 -
看笑话学英语14:Moses and Jesus摩西和耶稣
听笑话学英语:Moses and Jesus 摩西和耶稣A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. 一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机，他赶紧拿了。Then he hears a...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
第25期双语笑话加练习题 A Womans answer 妇女的回答
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?" "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beauti...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话： teeth 牙齿（双语）
my son here needs to get his teeth fixed...我儿子需要在这矫正牙齿that look of his is not suited for life in the wild...那看起来不适合野外生存 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹03：蘑菇与毒蕈(中英)
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒覃区别开呢?Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.年长的童子军:上...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
