看笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru得来速餐厅
听笑话学英语30:The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅
Tony just finished the training at the Macdolod.
Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。
So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time . his first customer ordered a milkshake
当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。
" tony , " his manager said , " remember to say ' welcome to mcdonald ' s ' to each customer before they order .
经理说， “记得在客人点餐前要说‘欢迎光临麦当劳’ 。 ”
第二位顾客要了一份芝士汉堡。这一回，经理又走近Tony，说：“记得问每位客人是否要薯条配餐。”
这时，一个戴着滑雪面罩的男子走进餐厅，他走到收银台钱，用枪指着Tony的脑袋说：“把钱全拿出来！”
Tony看了一眼经理，想了下，迅速回答：“请问您是要堂食还是外带？”
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