股票下跌的缘由--双语幽默漫画
"Every time you yell at me,your body temperature rises,the air conditioner has to work harder,energy costs go up,profits go down,and your stock loses value."
每次你冲我大喊时，你的体温升高，空调不得不强劲制冷，我们的能耗增大，利润下降，引起你的股票下跌。
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