双语 笑话亚洲十大笨贼，笨到受害人都愤怒了③
Hubei province, China: Robber flushes diamond rings down the toilet.
中国湖北：强盗把到手的钻石冲下马桶
Zhou broke into a wealthy home and found two huge diamond rings. He decided they were too good to be true, so, like anyone with half a brain (yes, only half) he flushed them down the toilet. The robber didn’t realize that the jewels were real until after he was caught. Poor thing was “unable to stop sighing repeatedly.”
这位周姓盗贼闯进一家富人家、发现了两枚巨大钻戒。他当下认定它们太好、看起来不像真的，所以，就如同所有只有半边脑子的人那样（是，只有半边脑子），他把它们冲下了马桶。直到这名盗贼被抓、他才知道这些珠宝都是真的。这可怜的家伙“禁不住不停叹息”。.
小编：想这笨贼自己肯定都恨死自己了，别的我们也不用多说。
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