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餐厅里的驱蝇妙招--双语幽默笑话

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there was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "oh, tell me, susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"

有位客人问餐厅的服务生:苏珊,你们店里都没有苍蝇,你是怎么做到的?

so she said: "i just let the flies taste the stuff."

苏珊回答说:我只是让苍蝇先试吃我们的东西。
 

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