医生的良丹妙药--双语幽默笑话
a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
病人跟医生说：“医生，请给我一些可以振奋、刺激、充满斗志的药。”
so the doctor said, "don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."
医生说：“别担心，这个拿去，看到这张帐单以后，你要的这些就都会有了。”
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