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交换彼此对方的三明治--双语幽默笑话

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two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

两个律师走进一个餐厅,要了两杯饮料,从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说,“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”

the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

两个律师对看了一眼,耸耸肩,然后交换了手中的三明治。
 

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