Lawyer Joke(14)
A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day，and asked him：Atty.，what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat？Lawyer replied：why？of course，I‘ll make the owner pay for it！The butcher said：If that is so，now you owe me $15 because it is your dog. The Lawyer replied：very well，just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice，I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.
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