加菲猫与蜘蛛先生的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
spider:hey!
蜘蛛:嗨!
spider:are you the guy who squished my brother-in-law?!
蜘蛛:你是压碎我姐夫的那个家伙吗?
garfield:yes.
加菲猫:是的。
spider:thanks.
蜘蛛:谢谢。
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