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创造性Creative--双语幽默笑话

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创造性

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

第一次求职时,我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时,得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时,我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

 

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