三个男人在一个酒吧时。

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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad–you’re drunk!"
三个男人在一个酒吧时，一个醉汉喝，蹒跚着走向他们，指着中间，他喊着，“你妈妈是这个镇上最好的赌注！”

每个人都希望的战斗，但他忽略了他，和醉汉走，径直去酒吧的尽头。十分钟后，喝醉了回来，指着那个人，说，“我只是搞砸你的妈妈，这是swe-e-et！”

再次他拒绝上钩，醉汉走。十分钟后，他回来说，“你妈妈让我……”

最后他中断。”回家，爸爸–你喝醉了！”

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