儿子和楼梯的亲密接触--双语幽默笑话
mr. brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. he jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
did you miss a step? asked his dad.
你是不是踩漏了一级台阶？爸爸问。
no, i caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.
不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉！儿子痛苦地回答。
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