那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事53：那是我儿子
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
That's my son
那是我儿子
lt's every airplane passenger's nightmaro-getting stuck near a crying baby.1 was manning the ticket counter at a busy airport when the sound of a crying infant filled the air. As the next passenger stepped up to the desk, he glanC8d at the tot and rolled his eyes. "Don‘t worry,"I said to him cheely. "Chances are that babY won't be on your flight."Head shaking,he grimly replied, ¨Oh,I bet he will. That's my son.¨
如果乘飞机的时候坐在啼哭的孩子附近，那简直就是一场梦。当我在一个繁忙的机场顶班帮助检票的时候，有一阵婴儿的哭闹声传过来。下一个乘客走到柜台跟前，看了一眼小家伙，把眼睛转过去。我安慰他说：“别担心，很有可能这孩子不和你坐同一班飞机。”他摇摇头，无可奈何地说：“他肯定要和我坐同一班飞杌。是 的儿子。”
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