以牙还牙-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:the lone gourmet strikes again.
加菲猫：孤独的美食者再次受到打击。
garfield：yawn.
加菲猫：打哈欠。
garfield:you go out and play,pooky.
加菲猫：你到外面玩去，波基。
garfield:what the...?
加菲猫：什么？
garfield:hey,wait a minute!i'm nailed into bed！
加菲猫：嗨，等一等，我被钉到床上了。
garfield:wha?!!
garfield:i suppose this was for putting the lizard in your shoe?
加菲猫：我想这是因为把蜥蜴放在你的鞋里吗？
jon:now we're even.
乔恩：现在我们两个扯平了。
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