加菲猫的跳爆竹运动-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
tv:now for jumping jacks on the two count.
电视:现在开始跳爆竹计数。
tv:one!
电视:一下!
tv:oh,by the way,before we get to two,don't try this exercise on a recently polished floor.
电视:顺便说一下,当我跳第二下之前,不要试着用擦亮地板的锻炼方式。
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