爆笑英语幽默笑话精选24：The New Teacher新老师（英汉双语笑话）
24.The New Teacher
24.新老师
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1号，乔治放学回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?”妈妈问。
“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6，可后来又说2加4也得6.
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