爆笑英语幽默笑话精选04：Creative创造性（英汉双语笑话）
4.Creative
4.创造性
Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
在一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其他的倍训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。
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