那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事24：死于肝癌
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.
丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
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