圣诞节英语幽默笑话：答非所问的各种搞笑对话（双语）
圣诞节又要到了，看看关于圣诞节的幽默对话，放松一下，
what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?
绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？
merry christmas to ewe（发音同you）!
母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐）
what's the best thing to put into christmas dinner?
把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。
your teeth!
你的牙齿。
why should christmas dinner always be well done?
为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐？
so you can say "merry crispness"!
因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”
knock knock.
咚咚咚。
who's there?
谁呀
mary.
玛丽
mary who?
哪个mary？
mary christmas!
mary christmas（圣诞节快乐）
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