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双语:排队看《阿凡达》时听到的十句爆笑对话

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美国的脱口秀节目向来毒辣,什么社会热点都不会放过,更不要说《阿凡达》这样的大热。这不,david letterman就在节目上乱侃这部惊世科幻大片,真是让人笑掉了大牙。

  10. what a coincidence! i couldn’t find a woman to go with me either!

  太巧了啊!我也找不到女人陪我看这部电影诶!

  (小编:怎么?就中国女影迷多嘛?)

  9. if i wear my 3-d glasses over my 2-d glasses, can i see in 5-d?

  如果我在我的2d眼镜上加戴一副3d的,那我是不是该看到5d的啊?

  (小编:数学真好啊……)

  8. it’s nice that they didn’t overhype this thing

  难得都没怎么太炒作的。

  (小编:这还没炒作?!)

  7. last time i saw blue creatures for three hours, i drank too much nyquil

  上回连续三个小时看到蓝色生物,还是晚间感冒药喝多的时候咧。

  (小编:老外喝感冒药咳嗽药水什么的都会上瘾过量产生幻觉。)

  6. it’s set in the year 2154 when america finally passes a health care bill

  据说是拍2154年的事儿,那不是美国好不容易通过了医改法案的时候么。

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