外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹90：问路(中英)
Vacationing in Milan，my friend Chad was counting on seeing Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting" The Last Supper”. With only vague directions, he soon became lost Questioning pedestriansdidn'thelp,sinceChadspoke no Italian.
在米兰度假期间，我的朋友查特期望能看一眼达·芬奇的杰作“最后的晚餐”。因为不是很清楚具体的位置，他很快就迷了路。他不会说意大利语，所以也无法询问行人。
As a last resort，he sketched the well-known scene of Jesus and the 12 apostles and showed the drawing to passers-by，asking help in finding his way. Twice the directions he received led him to nearby restaurants.
查特使出了最后一招，他粗略地画了一下人人皆知的耶稣和十二个弟子在一起的场面，把它递给了路人，请求帮助。有两次他按所指的路来到了附近的餐馆。
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