我们什么也没留下
We Left Nothing
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door： “NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.”
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added：
“THANKS！ WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING！”
我们什么也没留下
布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西！” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢！我们什么也没留下！”
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