约翰在听讲吗？
Is John Listening
Teacher： John, why aren't you listening？
John： But,teacher, I am listening！
Teacher： If you were listening, tell me what I said.
John： You said,“John, why aren't you listening？”
约翰在听讲吗？
老师：约翰，你为什么不听讲？
约翰：可是老师，我正在听着呢？
老师：如果你刚才在听讲，告诉我我刚才说什么了？
约翰：您说：“约翰，你为什么不听讲？”
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