写清楚些
Write Clearly
Tom:My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
John:That's a good idea.
Tom:But then she will know I can't spell some words correctly.
写清楚些
汤姆:老师说我必须写清楚些。
约翰:这是个好主意。
汤姆:可是那样一来她就会知道有些单词我不能拼写正
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