爆笑英语幽默笑话81：What Time Is The Funeral?葬礼何时举行?
81.What Time Is The Funeral?
81.葬礼何时举行?
一天课后，我儿子有一个重要的约会，那时他在劳伦斯的堪萨斯大学任助教。他穿上白衬衣，戴上领带，套上正统的深色西装。正要离开房间的时候，他发现鼠夹上夹了一只老鼠。他小心谨慎地拿着鼠夹，向垃圾堆走去。有位教授碰巧路过，看到此番情景，问道:“葬礼何时举行?”
My son,a teaching assistant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence，had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt，a tie and a conservative dark suit. As he was leaving his apartment，he noticed his mouse trap had a victim.Holding the trap carefully out in front of him，he walked to the dump. A professor happened by，took in the situation and asked，"What time is the funeral?”
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