英语幽默笑话30秒Unit27：: Broken Finger断指(双语)
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛？”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身？讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫；
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”
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