视力训练
Visual Training
The squad were having “visual training”。 One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：
“Sexteen men and a sergeant, sir.”
“Right； but how do you know there's a sergeant there？”
“He's not doing any digging, sir.”
视力训练
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫的回答：
“十六个士兵和一个中士，长官。”
“正确。可你如何知道那儿有一个中士？”
“他不干活，长官。”
英语 幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/71935.html
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