我没有哭可是老师哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.
Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六岁的小强给宠坏了，他爸爸知道这一点，可他奶奶就是惯着他，他基本没离开过奶奶身边。他想要啥的时候，不是哭就是闹。
说着话就到了他上学的日子了，他头一回离开奶奶娇宠的怀抱。
当他从学校回家时，奶奶在门口候着他。
“学校还好吗？”奶奶问，“呆得惯吗？哭没哭啊？”
“哭？”小强反问道，“没有，我没哭，可老师哭了！”
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