外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹158：早退(中英)
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed.
两个建筑工人发现他们的老板总是在周五提前下班。所以，一个工人问另一个，如果下周五老板还早走，他们能不能也早走。另一个人同意了。
Sure enough, when Friday came，the boss left early. Therefore，the two men left also. The one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just head on home. When he arrived home，he heard a noise from upstairs. When he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and out the front door.
不出所料，周五的时候老板又提前走了，因此他们两个也走了。一个工人邀请另一个去酒吧，但是另一个决定要直接回家。当他到家以后听到有声音从楼上传来。他走到楼上时发现声音是从卧室传出来的。他打开卧室的门看见他的老板和他的妻子在一起，所以他轻轻的关上门，然后下楼冲出了大门。
He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend was still there and he was. His friend asked，"I thought you were headed home.”The man replied，"I did，but this is the last time I ever leave work early again.” His friend asked, “Why's that?" The man replied, "The boss almost caught me.”
他来到了酒吧，看到了他的朋友还在那里。他的朋友问他:“我以为你直接回家了。”那个男人回答:“我是回家了，但是这是我最后一次早退，我再也不那么做了。”他的朋友问:“为什么?”那个男人回答:“老板差一点抓住我。”
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