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  One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

  “ May I speak to your parents? ”

  “ They're busy. ”

  “ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”

  “ The police. ”

  “ Can I speak to them? ”

  “ They're busy. ”

  “ Oh. Is anybody else there? ”

  “ The firemen. ”

  “ Can I speak to them? ”

  “ They're busy. ”

  “ So let me get this straight ―― your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? ”

  “ Looking for me. ”

  电话铃响了,小男孩接了电话。

  “请你父母听电话好吗?”

  “他们很忙。”

  “噢,那家里还有其他人吗?”

  “还有警察。”

  “我可以和他们说话吗?”

  “他们很忙。”

  “那还有其他人吗?”

  “还有消防员。”

  “我可以和他们说话吗?”

  “他们也很忙。”

  “请直接告诉我――你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家,但他们都很忙,他们到底在干什么?”

  “在找我。”

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