英语幽默漫画带翻译:真的更长寿吗(双语)
Sonny:Hi,Gramps.
桑尼:爷爷您好。
Gramps: Hi Sonny…What did you learn in school today?
爷爷:嗨今天在学校学了什么?
Sonny: That laughter can add many years to your life!
桑尼:笑声可以给你更长寿!
Sonny: Where’re you goin’ Gramps?Gramps: To burn all my joke books
桑尼:你到哪里去你呢,爷爷?
爷爷:烧了我所有的笑话书
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