看笑话学英语79:A Speeding Motorist超速的司机
听笑话学英语79:A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？”他责问道。
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
“知道，长官，”司机回答说。
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
“那你为什么不立即靠边停车？”
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
“我本来想这样做的，长官。”那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”
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单词短语学习：
1 Speeding n. 超速行驶
2 highway n.公路 ，也可指告诉公路
3 blinking lights 闪光信号灯
eg：After awhile, he saw pinpoints of light that turned out to be the blinking lights of abandoned police vehicles.
过了一阵子，他看到微弱的光点，那是被遗弃的警车发出的闪光。
blinking 做名词，闪耀，闪光的意思。也可做形容词，闪光的。 也可做动词，眨眼睛之意。
短语
blinking coding 闪烁编码
Moon Blinking 月光催眠
blinking method 闪光法
blinking display 闪烁显示
Blinking IB 北京私立汇佳中学
Blinking Amber 闪烁琥珀色
blinking bar 闪烁条形图
And blinking 和窥视
Blinking compulsively 强迫地眨眼睛
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