孩子眼中的爱情
Love is go to McDonalds arm in arm.
―― Abbey ( four years old )
Love is to get married, a dad, a mom, and a little baby.
―― Hadow ( there and a half years old )
Love is when two share one ice cream.
―― Tom ( four years old )
Love is said to be one thing shot by a kind of arrow, but it seems not to be painful.
―― Larkin ( five years old )
Love is said to be troublesome and time-consuming, and I don't want to have a shot.
―― Mac (seven years old )
幽默 英语
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