客服中心的录音系统--双语幽默漫画
"Thank you for calling our Customer Service Department.This call may be recorded for our new CD,America's Funniest Tantrums."
感谢您致电客服中心,本次通话可能被全美最好的坏脾气CD机所录音。
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