IT军衔制
儿子：老爸，你这个老干部这几天怎么研究起IT时尚来了？
老爸：嗨，琢磨了这几天，总算把你们那个IT军衔制搞懂了。
儿子：IT军衔制？
老爸：你看我说得对不对。CEO是首席执行官，最大；这一左一右从C到O就是你们的目标要从不圆满到圆满；而大小呢关键看中间那个字母，竖的代表杠，横的代表星，CEO 就是一杠三星。其他的么，就好理解了：CFO 一杠二星、CTO 一杠一星、CIO 一杠无星、COO 就是无杠无星喽，在你们那个领导班子中数他最小。
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