英文笑话:Sex Guide
Oral sex does not mean talking to each other
A condom is not needed for when you are doing it alone
Herpes is not the name of a Greek god.
On the same note， oral contraception goes beyond just saying 'NO'
For it not to be a crime， mutual consent is necessary
No woman would ever be desperate enough to sleep with you at first sight. If this happens be sure you pay her， otherwise you will suffer major physical pain
Abstinence is not a kinky position
Don't tell potential girlfriends that you have a severe Oedipus complex
A bad line to use is， "They took 80% off during my circumcision"
Speed is not a virtue.
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