英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.10
“I've had a had day at the office，dear，and I'm as hungry as a bear．Is dinner ready？”
“No love．I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener．” “亲爱的，今天办公室的活可真够累人的，我饿极了。晚饭做好了吗？”
“没有，宝贝。恐怕我们今天晚上得上饭馆去吃。我把罐头刀弄断了。”练习：
如果不出去，晚餐吃什么？
答案：
罐头。。。
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